Starbucks Drama: What is the sound of 100 years sucking face?

If you hang out in ANY public space ANYWHERE in the world for long enough, SOMEONE is going to do something worth talking about. People honestly just have ZERO concept of how to behave like intelligent, rational, decent human beings in public anymore. It is a lost art. I blame FOX News.

I'm writing something other than Starbucks Drama, because, you know, I have a real job that sometimes pays the bills.

I hear the door and then I hear an "Oh baby."